thirstiest:

if p!nk spoke spanish would she be p¡nk

(Source: thirstiest, via radical-illusion)

kimig11-riker6:

thebbcisslowlykillingme:

meulins-choice-ass:

whodoyouthinkyourefooling:

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future 

find the hay in the needlestack tho

Big Magnet.

if we ever get off this fucking website we are going to do great things

if we get off this website

(Source: 420dongsquad, via destiny-hazel)

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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(via pizza)

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

(via lillyanthea)

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

(via lillyanthea)

sealcat:

no we don’t use that room there was once a spider in it

(via undertheinfluenceoflove)

earthdad:

i hate when ppl are actually really prepared for a test. Like, who do u think you are? Someone who actually has their life together? that is not acceptable

(via vodkaand-cigarettes)

sunsgodown:

true friends don’t judge each other

they judge other people

together

(Source: the-maines, via pizza)

sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

(Source: canaydian, via lifeofels)

lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

(via dreanning)

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lukasuka:

AM I SUPPOSED TO BE LAUGHING AT THE DOG OR THE BALD GUY

(via dreanning)

orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via lillyanthea)

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orchid-ink:

iraffiruse:

Satisfying things

being a human is so weird

(via lillyanthea)