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awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

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awwww-cute:

Took my cat to the Vet

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leviathans-in-the-tardis:

crime-andpunishment:

starkky:

are oranges named oranges because oranges are orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange

The colour was named after the fruit. Before that, people would just use the colour red to describe something that we consider orange now. It’s why we call gingers red-heads and why robins are red breasted, when really they’re an orange colour.

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  • Parent: what does a cow say?
  • Baby: "moo!"
  • Parent: yes! And what does a sheep say?
  • Baby: "baah!"
  • Parent: yay! And what does a pig say?
  • Baby: *whistles* "damn babygirl u a fine piece'a ass wanna hop n my car n ill drive ya to pound town!!"

nevermindtheb0ll0cks:

isn’t it ironic that boobs are used to sell everything from burgers to soap but how dare a mother breastfeed her child out in the open

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deadwillwalk:

Omg this is perfect.

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deadwillwalk:

Omg this is perfect.

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theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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theprettyblonde:

Are we going to talk about the episode where the tubby toast machine malfunctions and spews tubby toast everywhere and these fuckers party like look at them your toast machine busted ass and you’re rolling around in smiley bread my entire life

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peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

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Timestamp: 1408859879

peetaslongbun:

Oh hey look, a 12 year-old just grasped the main concepts of The Hunger Games more accurately than most media networks.

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reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

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reallylameblog:

asian:

went grocery shopping

Please don’t eat these dogs

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jackfrostciicle:

fe-liscatus:

mamakarkat:

WHY ARE PEOPLE WITH PENISES GIVEN FREE CONDOMS WHEN THEY DON’T NEED TO HAVE SEX BUT PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR THINGS LIKE PADS AND TAMPONS FOR SOMETHING THEY CAN’T STOP

wow,

amen sista

Vote me for president I will make all tampons and pads fucking free

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vacilandoelmundo:

“We need the tonic of wildness…At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.” 

―Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Or, Life in the Woods

Alex Strohl (photos and captions sourced from his Instagram account) spent eight days in Alberta working on the Alberta 1x1 project for the Canadian Tourism Commission and Travel Alberta. The mission: “to travel as a team, explore Alberta and put its vast natural beauty on display using stunning visual content.”

All I can say is I want to go to there (and get in touch with nature).

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Timestamp: 1408859640

vacilandoelmundo:

“We need the tonic of wildness…At the same time that we are earnest to explore and learn all things, we require that all things be mysterious and unexplorable, that land and sea be indefinitely wild, unsurveyed and unfathomed by us because unfathomable. We can never have enough of nature.” 

―Henry David Thoreau, Walden: Or, Life in the Woods

Alex Strohl (photos and captions sourced from his Instagram account) spent eight days in Alberta working on the Alberta 1x1 project for the Canadian Tourism Commission and Travel Alberta. The mission: “to travel as a team, explore Alberta and put its vast natural beauty on display using stunning visual content.”

All I can say is I want to go to there (and get in touch with nature).

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